Emilyisms... (Part 1-ish)

Emily was in her bedroom telling her stuffed animals about God, and I overheard her say, "God is OLD. He's 71. But he loves you very much!"


I just learned from Emily (3 years old) that hick-ups come when your bottom is dirty. AND, if your bottom is dirty and you still don't clean it, then the hick-ups turn into coughs, and if you STILL don't clean your bottom, then you throw up.

It's amazing what you can learn from your children!